Co-Owner of NerdVice.com. Wife to Leon Thomas. Lover of all things geeky. New Jersey born and raised. Embarrassingly up-to-date on celeb gossip. Defender of underdogs.
Fandoms include: Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, Hannibal, Adventure Time, Quentin Tarantino films, Bioshock, Fallout, Tomb Raider, Once Upon a Time, Orange is the New Black, horror films, Disney, pop music, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Orphan Black, Star Wars + much more.

 

dutchtica asked
Please tell me what precautions I have to bring should we ever meet, in order to protect my hand from an epic fistbump.

You cannot be shielded from my epic fistbump. Simply bring wine to dull the pain. 

Anonymous asked
You're wonderful.

I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally.” — Tom Hiddleston

olpresents:

Baywatching: We Need a Vacation is on Patreon for $2+ patrons! Cort, Craig, and Eddie go to Mexico, get in bar fights, and make things worse for everyone.
Check it out here!

olpresents:

Baywatching: We Need a Vacation is on Patreon for $2+ patrons! Cort, Craig, and Eddie go to Mexico, get in bar fights, and make things worse for everyone.

Check it out here!

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

ardawen asked
What is reality and do we live in it?

dutchtica asked
I think I might have drunk too much rosé. Confirm / deny?

Anonymous asked
bums so hot its crispy friiieied

Anonymous asked
random gif plz

iron-hulk asked
Are you particularly looking forward to seeing Lucy?

No.