Co-Owner of NerdVice.com. Wife to Leon Thomas. Lover of all things geeky, dweeby, or nerdy. New Jersey born and raised.

 

sickreferencebro:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

SOMEONE SAID IT

weepingbeautyy:

Here’s my ferret in a sweatshirt.

Ughh. I wanted to get one but Leon said no. >_> 

weepingbeautyy:

Here’s my ferret in a sweatshirt.

Ughh. I wanted to get one but Leon said no. >_> 

Trying this Newfangled Patreon Thing

obscuruslupa:

And it’s here!

If you don’t know me: Hi. Nice to meet you. Crazy weather, like whoa.

Anyway, I do comedic movie reviews on the web. So bad it’s good movies, cult classics, genre shows, and miscellaneous mishmash in between! You can find me here

Patreon is another way to support content creators on the web. You pledge whatever amount you want per video, or set a cap per month. Included are some rewards, including viewing videos without midrolls the day before official release and promotion for your own material!

Sometimes a little extra support is needed, so I hope to use these funds to help grow and improve my material. Thanks!

Make Stannis Baratheon the main character of any other series.

stannisism:

swan2swan:

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Al: “Brother, our mother is dead, but maybe we can bring her back using alchemy!”

Stannis: “No. That’s against the fundamental laws of alchemy. We’re not doing it.”

Harry Potter:

Ron: “Stannis, the troll just went into the girls’ bathroom! Hermione’s in there! What do we do?”

Stannis: “I’m going to get Professor McGonagall!”

Ron: “But there’s no time! We have to go in and save her!”

Stannis: “It’s the girls’ bathroom. We’re boys. We’re not allowed in there.”

Lord of the Rings:

Ring: “Staaaaannissssssss, Staaaaaaannissssss, put me on, Staaaaaannisssssss, you know you waaaaaant tooooooooooo.”

Stannis: “I’m supposed to take you straight to the Cracks of Doom and destroy you, so no, thank you.”

Ring: “But my powerrrrrrrrrrr…”

Stannis: “No means no. You be quiet now.”

#I think I just killed Hermione

bethosaurus:

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

im speechless

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

codee23 asked
:( have you ever missed someone so much that you ache inside and all you can do is think of them and what you might say if you could talk to them now and about how much you wish you could go back and see them just one last time the way it was before?

Yes. I miss my grandfather every day. He took me in as an abused child and made me feel like a princess. I was very lucky to have him. 

gintoki89 asked
Just wanted to say thanks cause all your Hannibal posts are one of the things that got me started watching it and I'm really enjoying it! I'll admit I have a bit of trouble following it sometimes since it's a pretty complex show, but I'm really interested to see how it unfolds. So thanks again!

I’m glad you like it! It’s one of my favorite shows out there. The acting is top notch and the story is so well crafted. Lovelovelove it.